I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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