talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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