I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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