is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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