Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It's shark week go big or go home
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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