his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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