What a fucking waste of an outfit
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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