The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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