Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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