My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
i think i just lost a toe
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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