He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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