so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
