yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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