So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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