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Fuck
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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