Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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