she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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