I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Randomize
