I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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