I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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