You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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