I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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