Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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