Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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