everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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