Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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