Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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