that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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