don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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