So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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