do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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