So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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