I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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