Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize