doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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