would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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