i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Randomize
