I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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