You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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