We're like a lot better than the average bears
if i died would you start the facebook group?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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