We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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