Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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