I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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