whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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