I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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