hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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