So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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