How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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