You really coming over, don't trick.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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