You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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