Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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