he puts the penis in happiness.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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