Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I CAN MOONWALK!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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